Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem?

The Palestinian problem has been an enormous thorn in the relations between Israel and the greater world. This has prevented a capable Western styled government from bringing the full fruits of its democracy to the Middle East. With the constant niggling and debate of rights, it is time for Israel to assert its full historic right to the full and final occupation of Greater Israel from the Mediterranean to the Jordan River to Lebanon and south to Sinai. We can stop the illusion and fantasy of a Palestinian state in the West Bank. Historically, this land was Israel, with stretches of time occupied by every power in the region. Though we had left the area for two thousand years, does it matter whether it was two days or two thousand years? Of course not. It is now time to fully reclaim this land and come to a final solution to the Palestinian problem. The moral clarity of my argument and this solution will shatter any sentimental notions. How absurd the notion of Palestinians with any rights to their “ancestral homeland.”
Though one can object to some “final solutions” previously, there were merits to it. Ironically, Germany’s final solution, allowed for the creation of the state of Israel, and Adolph Hitler may have inadvertently done more for Jews than Herzog. Though it is easy to condemn Hitler, there was a grain of clarity to his final solution, and Netanyahu has copied Hitler’s unflinching moral clarity. Israel needs to stop depending on the United States for $3 billion dollars annually and to stop spending 45% of its GNP on military. This money can really bring back the Garden of Eden in the greater Levant. Before the creation of the state of Israel, the area was farms, fishing enterprises, and some minor industries, a backwards society that lived for generations tending the land. It was only when Israel took over the archaic farms and made them into modern agribusiness, created arms industries, one of the world’s largest armies, and yes, a very capable nuclear weapons system. It is time to rip off the veil of this illusion. Israel is the most powerful army in the Middle East and the sooner we take this necessary and, albeit politically awkward public relations problem of the Palestinians, the sooner we can get on with fulfilling the prophecies.
Gaza can be a beautiful beachfront resort once we relocate Hamas to Somalia or Sudan. We have worked diligently to get the world to see that this so-called National Liberation Movement is in truth a terrorist organization and that all of our actions to wipe out this scourge are a blessing for Israel and all peace loving democracies. Not all Gazans need to leave; there are many positions available in the service industry where we will need labor, but maintaining absolute fealty to the fatherland -- Israel. The genius of Israelis and labor of loyal Palestinians is a perfect answer to a previously backwards hot bed of terrorism.
All Palestinians who choose not to become citizens of Israel (of course not full citizens, since full citizenship requires conversion to Judaism, but a limited citizenship in the way that Black Jews and other Palestinians have been incorporated into our society) would be shown the bridge to Jordan. In the way that the US uses illegal aliens, we too need people to work our farms, wait on tables, and do the necessary manual labor. Of course, with the talented tenth, the extraordinary Palestinians who accept the notion of an Uber Israeli Jewish state we can accommodate them and integrate them into our society. After all, most Muslims in the region were Jews forcibly converted to that Mohammed or the Christian ideology. Those who chose not to participate in this great democracy will be removed to Jordan, which is already sixty percent Palestinian. This would also provide a great opportunity for the people who claim displacement in Lebanon to reunite with their families. Our vision of a pure homeland that allows for democracy and security to flourish in the context of a Jewish state is a logical conclusion: Wouldn’t you agree?
Though the removal will initially be traumatic the final solution in greater Israel will allow for unprecedented opportunities for Palestinians in Jordan or other countries in the Middle East. Unless there is the preposterous notion of Palestinians having their own fully functioning independent state in the West Bank and Gaza, which can peacefully, co-exist with Israel? Two state solution of Palestine and Israel, or choice of an Uber Israeli Jewish state? The choice is clear.